"I work for Devil, that's what we do," she said on the stand.

I was what I was taught to do in the college of Satan, Pat taught me well. I want to destroy this planet and every one on it she said today at the hearing on the firing of the Federal DA's. We wanted to put "Our Special People" into office to serve evil and all it stand for.

Then it was reported she started speaking backwards. After it was translated, it said, "I'll see you republican all in hell."

Mean while back at the ranch, Bush writes presidential act making leader of the universe.